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Post by Summer McMahon on Sept 26, 2008 21:24:52 GMT -8
Good Morning Upper East Siders and Welcome Back!
I've got the biggest story yet. Remember back in the day when our parents used to have those silly little fights with those less rich and less important people on the Upper West? I know it all seems like an urban legend now but it was true. In case you're new here or completely ignorant here's the story. Think of our great city of Manhattan as the Mediterranean Empire. Two great civilization ruled. Lets just say the Upper West was Greece and the Upper East is Rome. Like all greats we just couldn't seem to get along. So after fights to claim all of the Mediterranean or in our case Manhattan we split it in half. They call it the continental divide we call it Wall Street. After years of peace and solitude the greatest story ever happened. Both empires crumbled! How deliciously scandalous right? But before I bore you I'll get to what matters. Apparently Trinity the can you believe it...coed school in the Upper West has had a mishap in their science building. Senior Jason Caldwell mixed chemicals and pulled the greatest senior prank ever...too bad he's in jail for exposing their school to toxins. Anyway getting to the point. The Trinity Boys will be with the hotties of St. Jude's and the Trinity Girls will be at our great school, Constance Billard. Among the new students, among all the freshman, and among all the scandal from last year it looks like us Upper East Siders will have to bury the hate and band against our enemies. I smell an all out war and this time everyone's getting stung. If only us as a whole manage to get along. Pack your book bags and iron those uniforms Upper West Siders and remember to hold on tight, you're in for a deliciously scandalous ride.
you'll learn to love me,
XOXO Gossip Girl.
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